Wednesday, February 14, 2007

I call this post: BE BLIND [BGmusic: Wala pa.]


Question:
I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed?
If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head?
If you're not for me then why does this distance maim my life?
If you're not for me then why do I dream of you as my wife?

Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you?


Answer:



Hormones.
Did you honestly think it was love?
Bwa ha ha ha ha.

Happy Valentine's Day, Sssssuckerssss.



[Do not take this seriously.
I am obviously - ahem - kidding.
Really, I am.
Comment on my last post na lang.]

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

I call this post: Hindi po ako artista [BGmusic: the hum of my roommate's PC]

When people get compared to celebrities, there are three possible reactions:
  1. Delight - "Wow! Mukha akong artista! Yehey! Ang saya!"
  2. [Not-so-mild] Annoyance - "Say that one more time and I swear I will do everything in my power to make you [PICK: unable to have any children / run crying to your momma / wish you were never born / take that back]."
  3. The Blank Face - :-|
I'm more of a number 2 kind of person. I get compared to celebrities. Too much. Take note that the celebrities I get compared to are usually irritating, and because of the neverending "Kamukha mo si ____"s, they have turned into a bane[s] of my very existence. Want a sure-fire way to get on my nerves? Just compare me to the right wrong celebrities. Easy-peasy lemon-squeezy.

When I was brought into this world, I didn't resemble anyone besides my parents, and maybe a few relatives. The first time I was compared to ______, I was fourteen years old and didn't even know who she was. Now that I'm at the ripe old age of eighteen, apparentely I look like _______, or ______, or even ______! And the funny thing is, I don't see [or yes, maybe just refuse to see] the resemblance. To those of you who don't know what I look like, just think of the Asian Barbie and you're there. [Yes, I'm kidding.]

Who are those "_____"s? I'm not comfortable with saying their names [because whenever I hear their names I wince - probably some kind of reflex I developed], so here's their pictures. I edited it a little, of course. Couldn't help myself.



Bwahahahahahaha. That felt good.

To _____, _____, and ______: I don't look like you. You may look like me, and if you happen to, you're very lucky girls, but don't take the credit. It's annoying. Thank you.

*Bow*

Pahabol: There is a celebrity I love being compared to: Maggie Q. She's so hawt. When I grow up, I want to look just like her. [If you know any good, affordable plastic surgeons, you know where to reach me.]

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