Saturday, August 26, 2006
I call this post: Waka-waka-doo-doo-yeah! (BGmusic: nothing. My roommate's sleeping. The wild thang stayed up all night partying. Hehe.)
What's the difference between a nerd, a geek, and a dork?
I saw this on Yahoo! and I had to check it out. I have my own definition of nerd/geek/dork, but first, I'll summarize what Yahoo! said:
NERD
- people of above-average intelligence
- place little importance in their appearance
- aware of their status, but they don't mind
- take pride at the idea of being a nerd, because it means that they're "smart and not wrapped up in superficial worries."
GEEK
- like nerds, geeks are smart
- tend to focus on technology
- as Urban Dictionary explains, these are the people you make fun of in high school and later work for as an adult
DORK
- "the biggest insult of the three"
- "stupid" people
- dorks assume that they're cool
- and they smell
Now how's that for discrimination? I am appalled. As a self-proclaimed dork, I cannot allow this definition to be accepted. So here's my differentiation [the right differentiation] of the three freaks. Just to clear things up. Ahem ahem.
NERD
- people of above-average intelligence [Yes, yes, it's true.]
- people whose lives revolve around school/work/etc [these freaks actually enjoy studying]
- and yes, they are generally unattractive. Bwahahahahaha. Kidding. [Or maybe not.]
GEEK
- not necessarily smart, but they usually are
- generally not athletic
- enjoys [and more often than not, obsessed with] "geeky stuff" - video games, comic books, anime, the internet, etc.
DORK
- has odd interests, and is often silly at times, usually uncool [but in this exceptional case, manages to stay - teehee - cute]
- while old school geeks and nerds tend to continue to accept an "outsider" status and maintain an elite club mentality amongst themselves, dorks generally tend to do the opposite
- but they are very socially inept
My family is composed of all three. We're all combinations of the three, but we have our dominant characteristics. My dad is a nerd, all the way, and so is my sister. I'm the dork, my brother's the geek. And my mom's none of the above - she's a [gasp] social butterfly. I guess all families have to have a freak. [Peace tayo, ma!]
Anyhoo... Watching Strangerhood. Bwahahaha. I heart Wade.
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