Sunday, August 13, 2006

I call this post: D'oh! (BGmusic: It's Too Late - Evermore)

Yet again, I have made a total fool of myself.

I'm dangerous when I don't have my contacts on. Although the damage on my eyes isn't that big (I have 100-125 vision), I am 200% more likely to do something stupid when I don't have my contacts/glasses on.

Awhile ago, I was going to the Coop to buy some toothpaste. There was this guy sitting outside, enjoying his cup of gulaman. Minding his own business. Well, not exactly, because he was looking at me. Then I realized that I knew him, so I said "UI!"

And then when I got closer, I realized that he wasn't who I thought he was. I didn't know this person at all. He looked really bewildered, and to make matters worse, I was walking towards him and squinting like a prowling lion until I realized that I didn't know him. All I could say was, "Ay, mali." And then, I ran to the Coop and tried strangling myself with an extension wire.



I watched Click yesterday instead of Lady in the Water. Galleria changed the last show of Lady in the Water to an advanced screening of My Super Ex-Girlfriend. Was a little disappointed, because I really wanted to watch Lady in the Water. [I heart M. Night Shylaman.]

Anyway, Click wasn't bad. It wasn't great, and it wasn't as funny as I expected it to be. Actually, medyo madrama nga eh. Okay, I admit it, I cried a bit. A lot. But it doesn't take a lot to make me cry in movies. [I cried during The Sixth Sense. And ET. And The Exorcist.] The movie was a little cheesy, and there was nothing original in it, but it had a nice message. It's definitely not one of my favorite movies, but it's pretty good.



I just realized that I didn't tell you about our acquaintance party at the dorm. I'm happy to say that I didn't have to dance to Buttons. [We scratched that out after realizing that our dormmates' eyebrows would only rise to the ceiling, since Ilang-ilang is an all-girls dorm.] Instead, we lip-synced and "danced" to Reach by S Club 7, one of the cheesiest songs ever known to mankind [aaaand happens to be my favorite song by the evil group, naturally].

We were terrible, but we entertained. The audience loved us. We wrecked the backdrop - hinubaran namin si Johnny Depp. [Our backdrop was Johnny Depp in a pink kimono. Won't explain why, because the explanation isn't that interesting.] The stage split during our performance. There was a lot of screaming involved.

Sikat na naman ako sa Ilang. I was supposed to "lie low" this sem, but the spotlight just can't help but cast a light on my beautiful [harharhar] face. Paano naman, ako yung pinaka-sabog sa performance namin. Ann's friends were asking her who that skinny maputi girl in pink was, and if she usually acted that drugged-up in real life.

In Kalay, I was the girl who held "rock concerts" in the hallway, complete with a walis guitar and a bubble wand. I'm the girl who banged her head on the floor when she got a leetle frustrated [I never expected it to hurt that much, let alone swell]. I'm the girl who says hi to inanimate objects when she's in a good mood.

So to answer their question - yes, girls, bangag talaga ako.


PAHABOL: Oh, I've been tagged.

Rules:

This is simple. Just:

1. Emphasize all lines that apply to you.
2. Tag five more people after you finish, complete with links to their sites.
3. Let the person you've tagged KNOW that they've been tagged, for Pete's sake.

I wish I was a different ethnicity.
I have an eating disorder.
I'm short.
I'm tall.
I think I'm really attractive. [Hahaha - DQ]
I prefer winter over summer.
I'm a geek.
I'm a shopaholic.
I'm reasonably intelligent.
I'm attracted to girls.
I'm attracted to boys.
I like British accents.
I smoke regularly.
I drink regularly.
I smoke socially.
I drink socially.
I get drunk easily.
I do drugs.
I will never date a bad kisser.
I've lied to avoid kissing them again.
I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.
I'm religious. [Religion isn't important - it's your faith that saves you. - DQ]
I'm not religious but have morals.
I lie frequently.
I'm impulsive.
I'm hardworking.
I liked "Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind".
"She's All That" is one of my favourite movies.
I'm good at History.
I speak more than two languages.
I enjoy taking pictures.
I like spending money on myself.

I like spending money on others.
I have a regular income.
I earn money on a job-by-job basis.
I pay my own bills.

I rely on my parents for money.
I can cook.
I enjoy cleaning.
Tidyness is a must in my life.
I like clutter.
My idea of good music is Britney Spears.
I have heard of Blonde Redhead.
I enjoy Blonde Redhead.
I'm fashion-conscious.
I have good taste. [According to me, syempre, maganda yung taste ko. Mwehehehe - DQ]
People tell me I have good taste.
I excel academically. [I wish. - DQ]
I'm told I have yet to fulfill my potential.
I'm good at sports.
I'm good at certain sports.
I couldn't do sports to save my life.
I'm creative.
I'm artistically inclined.
I wanna be an artist when I grow up.

I wanna be an engineer when I grow up.
I eat when I'm upset.
I cannot adapt to change.
I'm interested in politics.
I have shoplifted.
I download MP3s.
I've done underage drinking.
I've gone underage clubbing.
I can dance reasonably well.
I can dance extremely well.
I dance like a cardboard gorilla.
I can sing.
I sing like someone stepped on my foot.
I can swim.
I enjoy surveys.
I enjoy surveys when I'm bored.
I keep a journal.
My teachers don't like me.
I enjoy controversy.
I can be a bitch/bastard.
I have a thing for bad boys/girls.
I have tattoos.
I've been in a nudist colony.
I'm not sure if I want to have children.
I'm not sure if I'll get married.
I know who I will marry.
I'm interesting. [Ooooows? - DQ]
I'm a good liar.
People enjoy talking to me.
[Only the people I enjoy talking to, syempre. - DQ]
I annoy people from time to time.

I'm a born leader. [Bwahahaha - DQ]
I'm a born leader but shouldn't lead.
I enjoy felching.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a shoe fetish.
I watch "Sex and the City".
I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty.
I wanna be J.Lo.
I cut myself.
I've cut myself.
I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.
I hate popular people.
I think cheerleading is a sport.
I'm photogenic.

I live in Chucks.
I think graffiti is art.
I have dated a criminal.
I have been cheated on.
I have cheated on someone.
I have a temper.
I like playgrounds.
I dance in the rain.

I'm obsessed with Shakespeare.
I have tanlines.
My favourite color is pink.
My favourite color is black.
I would classify myself as emo.
I'm musically inclined.
I like listening to music.
I like music-blasting cars.
Thongs are comfortable.
I like flip-flops.
I know what monogamy is...
...and I believe in it.

I wanna be a social worker when I grow up.
I have sibling/s.
My sibling/s annoy me.
I think "South Park" is funny.
I believe in LOVE.


The oh-so-lucky ones are: [eeny-meeny-miney-mo] Pam, JM, Jigs, Beverly, and Shang.